A recent survey on why men forgive so easily and women rarely forgive your mistakes..
Women
Interviewer: What did you cook today??
She: I made roasted potato with yoghurt sauce. He liked it very much when I prepared it the last time. The first time we went to a restaurant, 15 years back, we ordered the same and he was greedily having it when this awful looking gal passed by. He started staring her. I will kill them both now.
Men
Interviewer: Dude, did you take a shower today??
He: *sniffs his underarms* ummm... *sniff sniff* aaaaaahh *sniff sniff* dude, I guessssssssssss I did.. *sniff sniff* I guessssssssssssss.. wait let me confirm.. *shouts out* Honeyyyy.. did I??
Women
Interviewer: What did you cook today??
She: I made roasted potato with yoghurt sauce. He liked it very much when I prepared it the last time. The first time we went to a restaurant, 15 years back, we ordered the same and he was greedily having it when this awful looking gal passed by. He started staring her. I will kill them both now.
Men
Interviewer: Dude, did you take a shower today??
He: *sniffs his underarms* ummm... *sniff sniff* aaaaaahh *sniff sniff* dude, I guessssssssssss I did.. *sniff sniff* I guessssssssssssss.. wait let me confirm.. *shouts out* Honeyyyy.. did I??
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