To be sentenced till.........

Ram aur Rahim ke is naam ki faraq ne bahut ladayiaan ladwayi hai,
dilon ko rulaya hai, gharon ko ujada hai,
khoon bahaa hai maasomon kaa,
rishton mein daraar banaya hai...
kyaa yahi Ram aur Allah ne sikhaya hai!!!

These days everywhere I see.. I find news about Ajmal Kasab..on TV, papers, online...these days, looks like he is more famous than Dr. Manmohan Singh. BTW..If u don't remember him due to lack of news about him..Dr. Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister of India.

It was back then when Mohammed Afzal was sentenced death penalty that I thought...that's great...And then....the most natural thing in India....Plea for mercy.....for which the response ofcourse is still pending.

Few weeks back the news was about the possible death sentence to Kasab. Now...I think the bloody response for all those trials is this stupid death sentence!!

What effect does death sentence have on such terrorists, politicians and other masked people (people...!!! are they??). And by the way....we catch hold of such useless pawns like Ajmal Kasab and Mohammed Afzal and get satisfied (read as purposefully ignore)leaving out big fish out there in the huge ocean of politics and terrorism.

And what happened during the trails all these months....!!! The presiding Judge learn't Urdu and Kasab learn't Marathi......Wow....looks like they have found a way to free language classes...

Once upon a time in.........

Yeah....its story time guys......Perhaps you have heard this story lot of times before....but like the Don of SRK, this one has a different ending with my kinda narration :P

Disclaimer: No animal, insect, plant or human being was harmed while posting this except few microbes that were killed while I was typing on the keyboard. I know...its a P.J.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any human being, story, period of history or political situation is purely............

Long long ago in a village called Encroachistan, in a distant country, there were two groups who were in contrast with each other. One group comprised of ants and the other group was of grass hoppers. Grass hoppers were happy always and partied day and night.

They built many pubs across the village and the village soon was full of pubs. The pubs served nectar of almost every kind. Nectar was served in crystal glasses until every grass hopper in the pub couldn't have any more of it. After they were full, they retired to dance floor which rocked all night long. Their night life was awesome with movies, discos, pubs & P3 parties.

On the other hand, there were these ants who lead a boring life, working all day in farms, factories and labs, searching for food, developing ideas for better future and nurturing their young ones. Everyone was busy with their work all day. Queen ants handled the politics of the entire ant group with the help of minister ants. They followed a strict timetable of rising up early, going to work and retiring to their abode in the night.They used to have a light meal for dinner in a common hall and retired to sleep.

They had this boring life that no grass hopper ever befriended any ant. But the ants continued working hard, stocking food for bad times, building up their economy, stabilising the budget, building a strong political base with their own government and parliament. Everyone was given work only the basis of their workmanship and capabilities.

Each day, when ants were working, grasshoppers roamed on bikes, sat in cafes and teased the ants for their ignorance and for their boring nature. They laughed at them carrying loads on their back.

Soon, ants started working over-time to accumulate as much food as possible as winter was fast approaching. As usual grass hoppers enjoyed their life full of glitter. Winter started one day with a sudden and heavy snowfall. Due to heavy snowfall everyday, all the night life hangouts were closed. Within two days, the limited stock of food, at grass hoppers colony, exhausted. Ants, on the other hand, gathered daily at the common hall for common discussions and for ideas to tackle the winter problem in the future. The gathering's discussion ended with a lavish dinner everyday. The hall was equipped with air-conditioners and heaters and therfore ants were enjoying the fruits of their hard-work.

Soon, grass hoppers were starving and therefore they gathered in a cave as their houses collapsed under snow as they didn't even care to build strong houses. They appointed a leader among themselves for the first time and sent him to plead ants for some food. The leader grass hopper knocked on the door of ant's community hall and on seeing the state of grasshoppers, they offered food to everyone of them. Grass hoppers enjoyed good food after a long time in the winter and they now became friends with ants. Therefore ants invited grasshoppers to stay with them and they moved in.

Now, grasshoppers on seeing the facilities and food stock at the community hall, gathered again at the same cave for secret discussion. They decided that they should now demand some authority and share of food at the community hall. Soon everyone agreed to it and they all went to talk to the council of ants. Grasshoppers threatened the council and demanded a share of food stock for themselves. They demanded that they should be given reservation in the council. Lady grasshoppers should be given administrative positions. The poor ants had to agree for their demands.

Soon the share percentage demands by the grasshoppers increased. The result of this was that the ants needed stand in line from 6:00 am in the morning for afternoon lunch whereas food was sent to individual rooms of grasshoppers and was served there. Only the remains of that day's food was served to the ants. Some ants became sick and died due to starving.

On the other hand, the council which now largely consisted of grasshoppers imposed heavy taxes on food stocks, service duties, sales tax. Ants were to pay every tax while grasshoppers enjoyed every facility. Hospitals were now available only to grasshoppers and only on recommendation from any grasshopper in the council.

 Irritated by the circumstances, all the remaining ants gathered for an urgent discussion. After a long talk, they decided to give away the remaining stocks and properties to grasshoppers and left the place for good. Grasshoppers celebrated their victory and throwed party everyday. Soon summer was approaching and stocks too were now being consumed faster.

Ants soon reached another country and worked harder to develop their new colony while and due to abundant chances, unity and their hard-work, they became stronger than before and formed a new group altogether. On the other hand, the stocks at the old community hall were exhausted and grasshoppers were starving again as they didn't know the workmanship. Therefore, grasshoppers passed a law that all ants should return to their old community hall or else they shall be sentenced at the court.

But, ants ignored the warning and continued with their life with strong dedication and planning.

END OF THE STORY.

PS: Ladies...am not against Women's Reservation Bill... I just don't like the RESERVATION system.

Newly New Year

Its New Year time and its the time for new RESOLUTIONS...Resolutions which they write on stick notes and paste 'em on a wall or desk to remind themselves that they gonna be new individuals this year, which they are gonna follow for complete 24 hours and then GOD knows (actually we all too know it) what happens to those stick notes and those wonderful, mind boggling RESOLUTIONS.

Me, Moi.......naaaaah......I haven't made any resolutions....God saved you people...heheheh.....

2010....2010 years and I think it would be too good if Enigma's Return To Innocence happens everywhere. I know I am asking for more even after knowing the result of COPE&HAVEGAIN($) summit.

Ooops....I haven't introduced myself to you....I am the New Improved (read 'same old') Hari who cracks PJs on almost everything, messages or calls someone out of blue, can sleep all day lazily even while travelling with friends (;)), thinks Hyderabad is the greatest place on earth....and and and and and...........you people know the rest.....or else....should I begin writing autobiography!!!!

Off the late, an idiot has seen 3 Idiots and he liked it. But, isn't this one 'Taare Zameen Par' for grown-ups. If it wasn't 3 Idiots, what would have been its title? Let me guess..... 'Black-Hole Zameen Par' (heheheh another PJ...I know...but people.....Hari orders.....so laugh...good).But on a serious note....aren't we being too strict with our lives and maaaring goli to our interests, creativity and innovativeness and just following the rule book upto the mark...yes we are...

Yes....I got my resolution of this year (claps....atlast i've made a resolution which i haven't in my last 23 New Years)...and atta boys, atta gals....the resolution is ......I will be in contact (read call or message or meet) with my friends and cousins regularly...so wait for your lucky day...I might call you any day...and people...don't fight for your turn...its purely based on lucky draw....heheheheh.......and i hear people saying....OA nakko karoooo....Ok then you people sing 'Aal izz well' and i'll sing 'Give me some sunshine'...kya hai...aaj kal thand bahut hai....and pray that my stick note shouldn't fly away....

Ok then am signing off...ab yuun na muuh latkaao...bolo 'Aal izz well' 'Aal izz well'

PS: After reading this, if u say........'yaaaaaaaaaak thuuuuuu'....thank you..... :P ;)