Use it as you please..

Chidambaram Cultural Advocate: This westernization is killing our Indian culture and Indian values.

Me: Why do you say that?

CCA: See, all this live-in relationships and all. It is rubbish and Indian culture doesn't permit that.

Me: But it doesn't affect or harm anyone personally and moreover, that thing used happen in ancient times too, right?

CCA: See.. see, this is what I am talking of. Don't compare that with this. You don't know and understand Indian culture. You people are forgetting yeverything. That was Gandharva Vivaaha. It is a great thing.

Me: So, it's the sa..

CCA: (interrupts) Shut up.. Shut up, I say.

Me: When you are advocating so much about our culture and you are so much concerned about society going wrong, why don't you go and fight those a******s who rape women and children. Doesn't your culture ask you to do so?

CCA: See see, again you are doing the same thing. Haven't you heard the story of Draupadi Vastraapaharan? It's in the culture.

Me: Hmm.. Maybe you can use this stick for yourself.

 

Multi-Purpose Stick

The Woman

I know it's a long way, I know it was long back,

I still see them, I still feel them.

Those mornings which were good, when the clock ticked

and the time silently glided away,

hushed by our whispers.

When the hours were as fast as seconds,

when the roosters reminded us to sleep,

when the evenings told us, how much

we missed each other, when the words were never enough

and the terms of endearment borrowed words from all sorts.

When the nights were pleasant,

filled with your music so divine,

your voice so soft, your laugh so charismatic.

When the good nights never seemed to end,

when the jasmines never gave up on us.

I still see them, those bridges we never crossed,

those tight embraces which never materialized,

those kisses which never crossed our wet lips,

those promises which got lost on their way

and all those undelivered letters, which still are in the drafts.

Though I've never seen you,

those beautiful black eyes in my dreams,

I know, are yours.

Men & Women

A recent survey on why men forgive so easily and women rarely forgive your mistakes..

Women
Interviewer: What did you cook today??
She: I made roasted potato with yoghurt sauce. He liked it very much when I prepared it the last time. The first time we went to a restaurant, 15 years back, we ordered the same and he was greedily having it when this awful looking gal passed by. He started staring her. I will kill them both now.

Men
Interviewer: Dude, did you take a shower today??
He: *sniffs his underarms* ummm... *sniff sniff* aaaaaahh *sniff sniff* dude, I guessssssssssss I did.. *sniff sniff* I guessssssssssssss.. wait let me confirm.. *shouts out* Honeyyyy.. did I??

Songs of the cloud

Kuch iss tarah se baatein meri
Unhi ke geet gaati rahin
Ke ab har saans bhi meri
Unhe hai dhoondti har kahin

Raag sureeli si gaathi thi
Unki muskuraahatein bhi geet gaati thi
Pyaar unka saagar thaa
Zindagi ki motiyon se bharaa thaa

Baadalon pe nigaahein thi meri
Aasmaanon mein manzil thi kahin
Baadalon se ek bijli giri
Zindagi ki ab koi naam-o-nishaan nahi