Breaking News.....

New Delhi, Feb. 12 2012: Following the Intelligence Bureau and IT department reports, not even a single scam has surfaced the last week. The task force has been ordered for a probe into this issue. Insider reports claim that few officials have been arrested and are being investigated.
A senior police official said that they are taking the issue seriously and will not spare the responsible persons. IB officials have raided the houses of 50 officials yesterday and the raids are planned to take place all over India.
IB spokesperson says that all the big names, government and private officials and ministers are under scanner. They claim that they are tracing a link to foreign groups to the present situation.

Hyderabad, Feb. 12 2012: Senior Journalist Mr. A.K.Narayana (alias A.K. 47 Narayana in the media circles) proposes a rally against all the people invloved and demands a quick solution. Talking to our correspondent, he said "Whoever is involved and are the cause for present situation should be severely punished such that this wont repeat again. Those people know that we, the print and electronic media ,make our living solely on scams and reporting them by creating an interesting story is our main business. By not letting a single scam happen, these people have forced the media into losses. Senior politicians should take care of the present situation and save the media. I have trust in our constitution and hope that the guilty be punished severely. Until justice, I will go on indefinite half day hunger strike."

New Delhi, Feb. 12 2012: PPA spokesperson Mr.Manish Bimari called for an all party meeting saying that they should work together irrespective of their party, locality and community to get over the present situation. He said that if the present situation continues, Indian Politics will be in a grave situation where all the politicians forget all about a scam and the procedure to do a scam. He said that this situation is due to inexperienced and false moralled politicians who think scamming is bad. He further said that they are organising a training camp for all the fresh ploticians and wannabes. The training camp will be presided by Mrs. Tania Gandhi, Mr. L.K.Sindhwani, Lala Prasad Jadhav, Surya Babu Raidu, Y.S.Chandrashekhara Reddy and other senior politicians. The training will conclude with a hands on workshop on all kinds of scams. He said they will take care the present situation wont repeat again and promised that those found guilty of the present situation will be punished.


NO SCAM
Is this another scam??

To be sentenced till.........

Ram aur Rahim ke is naam ki faraq ne bahut ladayiaan ladwayi hai,
dilon ko rulaya hai, gharon ko ujada hai,
khoon bahaa hai maasomon kaa,
rishton mein daraar banaya hai...
kyaa yahi Ram aur Allah ne sikhaya hai!!!

These days everywhere I see.. I find news about Ajmal Kasab..on TV, papers, online...these days, looks like he is more famous than Dr. Manmohan Singh. BTW..If u don't remember him due to lack of news about him..Dr. Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister of India.

It was back then when Mohammed Afzal was sentenced death penalty that I thought...that's great...And then....the most natural thing in India....Plea for mercy.....for which the response ofcourse is still pending.

Few weeks back the news was about the possible death sentence to Kasab. Now...I think the bloody response for all those trials is this stupid death sentence!!

What effect does death sentence have on such terrorists, politicians and other masked people (people...!!! are they??). And by the way....we catch hold of such useless pawns like Ajmal Kasab and Mohammed Afzal and get satisfied (read as purposefully ignore)leaving out big fish out there in the huge ocean of politics and terrorism.

And what happened during the trails all these months....!!! The presiding Judge learn't Urdu and Kasab learn't Marathi......Wow....looks like they have found a way to free language classes...

Once upon a time in.........

Yeah....its story time guys......Perhaps you have heard this story lot of times before....but like the Don of SRK, this one has a different ending with my kinda narration :P

Disclaimer: No animal, insect, plant or human being was harmed while posting this except few microbes that were killed while I was typing on the keyboard. I know...its a P.J.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any human being, story, period of history or political situation is purely............

Long long ago in a village called Encroachistan, in a distant country, there were two groups who were in contrast with each other. One group comprised of ants and the other group was of grass hoppers. Grass hoppers were happy always and partied day and night.

They built many pubs across the village and the village soon was full of pubs. The pubs served nectar of almost every kind. Nectar was served in crystal glasses until every grass hopper in the pub couldn't have any more of it. After they were full, they retired to dance floor which rocked all night long. Their night life was awesome with movies, discos, pubs & P3 parties.

On the other hand, there were these ants who lead a boring life, working all day in farms, factories and labs, searching for food, developing ideas for better future and nurturing their young ones. Everyone was busy with their work all day. Queen ants handled the politics of the entire ant group with the help of minister ants. They followed a strict timetable of rising up early, going to work and retiring to their abode in the night.They used to have a light meal for dinner in a common hall and retired to sleep.

They had this boring life that no grass hopper ever befriended any ant. But the ants continued working hard, stocking food for bad times, building up their economy, stabilising the budget, building a strong political base with their own government and parliament. Everyone was given work only the basis of their workmanship and capabilities.

Each day, when ants were working, grasshoppers roamed on bikes, sat in cafes and teased the ants for their ignorance and for their boring nature. They laughed at them carrying loads on their back.

Soon, ants started working over-time to accumulate as much food as possible as winter was fast approaching. As usual grass hoppers enjoyed their life full of glitter. Winter started one day with a sudden and heavy snowfall. Due to heavy snowfall everyday, all the night life hangouts were closed. Within two days, the limited stock of food, at grass hoppers colony, exhausted. Ants, on the other hand, gathered daily at the common hall for common discussions and for ideas to tackle the winter problem in the future. The gathering's discussion ended with a lavish dinner everyday. The hall was equipped with air-conditioners and heaters and therfore ants were enjoying the fruits of their hard-work.

Soon, grass hoppers were starving and therefore they gathered in a cave as their houses collapsed under snow as they didn't even care to build strong houses. They appointed a leader among themselves for the first time and sent him to plead ants for some food. The leader grass hopper knocked on the door of ant's community hall and on seeing the state of grasshoppers, they offered food to everyone of them. Grass hoppers enjoyed good food after a long time in the winter and they now became friends with ants. Therefore ants invited grasshoppers to stay with them and they moved in.

Now, grasshoppers on seeing the facilities and food stock at the community hall, gathered again at the same cave for secret discussion. They decided that they should now demand some authority and share of food at the community hall. Soon everyone agreed to it and they all went to talk to the council of ants. Grasshoppers threatened the council and demanded a share of food stock for themselves. They demanded that they should be given reservation in the council. Lady grasshoppers should be given administrative positions. The poor ants had to agree for their demands.

Soon the share percentage demands by the grasshoppers increased. The result of this was that the ants needed stand in line from 6:00 am in the morning for afternoon lunch whereas food was sent to individual rooms of grasshoppers and was served there. Only the remains of that day's food was served to the ants. Some ants became sick and died due to starving.

On the other hand, the council which now largely consisted of grasshoppers imposed heavy taxes on food stocks, service duties, sales tax. Ants were to pay every tax while grasshoppers enjoyed every facility. Hospitals were now available only to grasshoppers and only on recommendation from any grasshopper in the council.

 Irritated by the circumstances, all the remaining ants gathered for an urgent discussion. After a long talk, they decided to give away the remaining stocks and properties to grasshoppers and left the place for good. Grasshoppers celebrated their victory and throwed party everyday. Soon summer was approaching and stocks too were now being consumed faster.

Ants soon reached another country and worked harder to develop their new colony while and due to abundant chances, unity and their hard-work, they became stronger than before and formed a new group altogether. On the other hand, the stocks at the old community hall were exhausted and grasshoppers were starving again as they didn't know the workmanship. Therefore, grasshoppers passed a law that all ants should return to their old community hall or else they shall be sentenced at the court.

But, ants ignored the warning and continued with their life with strong dedication and planning.

END OF THE STORY.

PS: Ladies...am not against Women's Reservation Bill... I just don't like the RESERVATION system.

Newly New Year

Its New Year time and its the time for new RESOLUTIONS...Resolutions which they write on stick notes and paste 'em on a wall or desk to remind themselves that they gonna be new individuals this year, which they are gonna follow for complete 24 hours and then GOD knows (actually we all too know it) what happens to those stick notes and those wonderful, mind boggling RESOLUTIONS.

Me, Moi.......naaaaah......I haven't made any resolutions....God saved you people...heheheh.....

2010....2010 years and I think it would be too good if Enigma's Return To Innocence happens everywhere. I know I am asking for more even after knowing the result of COPE&HAVEGAIN($) summit.

Ooops....I haven't introduced myself to you....I am the New Improved (read 'same old') Hari who cracks PJs on almost everything, messages or calls someone out of blue, can sleep all day lazily even while travelling with friends (;)), thinks Hyderabad is the greatest place on earth....and and and and and...........you people know the rest.....or else....should I begin writing autobiography!!!!

Off the late, an idiot has seen 3 Idiots and he liked it. But, isn't this one 'Taare Zameen Par' for grown-ups. If it wasn't 3 Idiots, what would have been its title? Let me guess..... 'Black-Hole Zameen Par' (heheheh another PJ...I know...but people.....Hari orders.....so laugh...good).But on a serious note....aren't we being too strict with our lives and maaaring goli to our interests, creativity and innovativeness and just following the rule book upto the mark...yes we are...

Yes....I got my resolution of this year (claps....atlast i've made a resolution which i haven't in my last 23 New Years)...and atta boys, atta gals....the resolution is ......I will be in contact (read call or message or meet) with my friends and cousins regularly...so wait for your lucky day...I might call you any day...and people...don't fight for your turn...its purely based on lucky draw....heheheheh.......and i hear people saying....OA nakko karoooo....Ok then you people sing 'Aal izz well' and i'll sing 'Give me some sunshine'...kya hai...aaj kal thand bahut hai....and pray that my stick note shouldn't fly away....

Ok then am signing off...ab yuun na muuh latkaao...bolo 'Aal izz well' 'Aal izz well'

PS: After reading this, if u say........'yaaaaaaaaaak thuuuuuu'....thank you..... :P ;)

MY DEAR TELANGANA.... (its burning)

Jai Telangana Movement....it was drenched with the blood of many students back in '69. It was due to the reason that the so called contract/agreement between Telangana (mostly Nizam region) and Andhra state, which led to the formation of Andhra Pradesh in '56, was violated and our Telanganites felt betrayed.

I never was just politically right in my posts and would try never to be so....if you understand what I mean. The present scenario seems a lot like a political movie to me (minus the loss of common man). All the people who were silent before yesterday night's Telangana favorable statement, or who said they would simply follow high command's decision, now rebelled back and as a common man I just couldn't understand and digest it.

Ok lets take a quiz...ok a simple question to the people who are reading this from Hyderabad, ......name any other town in R.R.Dist. other than Vikarabad.....
Ok, let it be....to rest of the people, name aany other town/city from Telangana other than twin cities, Vikarabad and other than the towns with district names.

Now you understand Telangana is really backward (count your score please). This is the reason Telangana agitation has again surfaced. But as in any other agitation....its again the fault of these bloody RTC Buses....isn't it...These RTC buses are against any agitation...So they should be kicked, shattered and should be burn't alive...They deserve it.....bloddy RTC buses...don't they....They are the ones which raise their voices, cheat people, consume public money and do all the nautanki...aren't they?? How dare that they raise their voices when KCR was in hospital...So they were burnt alive....No, no.....it doesn't affect common people in any way....They wont raise the fares....if they do...we'll again burn the buses alive....

Ok, let the buses choose their own road, but, justice should really be done to Telangana. And now this agitation against Telangana. When the poor Telanganites are fighting for food and water, these people who are against Telangana, are fighting for their capital investments....by the way....isn't money  greater than food and water.

By the way, these Telangana agitation never meant non Telanganites to leave Hyderabad, but just want a separate state...What is so hard to understand in it for the Andhra & Rayalaseema politicians and what is their fuss all about...They are free to invest in Hyderabad...or anywhere in India...

Speaking it in common man's language, I really don't know how much help it would do to our Telangana if it separated. It would always be the same....politicians grow in number and grow richer.

If you didn't get any of my words.....am saying it straight....I am for Telangana....but please dont burn the poor buses for any politician or even for ourselves and please don't end your lives. Its precious.

By the way.....lets take a quiz again.....(count  your score again)

1) Who is the Prime Minister of India?
think think think
A) Sonia Gandhi ......err.....Chidambaram....err......Manmohan Singh...or is it Chidambaram......no no its Sonia Gandhi.........
Anyways....next question please

2) Who is the President of India?
A) Hehehe....its an easy one....I know it....Its Sonia Gandhi.........err.....when did she change her name to Pratibha Patil??

Now a lot easier one...

3)Who is the Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh? (cool down... :( ......its not yet Telangana)
A)This can't get easier......Its Sonia Gandhi.....hmmmm...is it Rahul Gandhi......
By the way....who are these Rajashekar Reddy & Rosaiah......

please pass over the chits for the poor fellows who can't answer......hehehe

P.S.: I really started it on a serious note (I promise).....but couldn't help....you people know me.....I can find irony anywhere (last week certain lab has approached me to mine out tons of iron from water... :P ... ;) )


P.S. 2 :..Hehehe its not Play Station 2.....You can find this interesting.....I just read this before writing mine...So I actually thought, why write it so serious when someone else has already done it....Thanks Sree....btw she doesn't know me...

Brown, Browner, Brownest...

He is back....tha tha thaa tha tha (Terminator style). He introduced LHC to us browners, even before rest of the world read it in papers and saw it in news channels for the infamous atom collision experiment. The large computer & the algorithms in Digital fortress, anti-matter in Angels & Demons, unknown species in Deception Point.....his novels were more informative than the underlying story itself, with the twists making you read even faster to unfold each mystery. I virtually visited the Louvre Museum while reading The Da Vinci Code. Following that novel, i've read it in papers, someone even really claimed that he/she (i actually don't remember the person's gender & name..its long back) is from The Bloodline.

Few days back (about 2 months), when I was searching something random, I came to know about his The Lost Symbol which was about due release. I was intrigued about it, so got it just few days after its release. It actually took me 10 days to complete reading it (now shut up and stop rolling your eyes....I know its long for a thriller....but you know....I do the W word....work...you idiot...stop rolling eyes again...).

I had the opinion (for the starting few pages) that now its a boring piece from him. But it later caught on the pace. Then suddenly I had this opinion that perhaps he was intrigued by Krishna Consciousness. But then after a few chapters, he did mention Lord Krishna and The Bhagavad Geeta. I was little happier that now perhaps I was guessing his twists before hand....and believe me....it was going the same way I thought it would lead...(perhaps i'm becoming intelligent, or perhaps, he is thinking like me). Anyways, it was good to have Robert Langdon back into action. At a certain moment, I thought that perhaps he was smitten by the celebrity status of Langdon, like Sherlock Holmes, like Harry Potter (an for the Doordarshan viewers...Detective Sam De Silva of Tehkikaat).

For those who are awaiting new tech. bytes in this novel, sorry to say, but there are none that we haven't heard before. Noetic science, liquid breathing, holographic data storage...nothing new in this novel ( i mean...atleast i've heard about them long back).

And the good part is that, this one has no or very less number of statements which may rise any allegations or such. Here, its a lot about Free masonry (yup...again), Vedas, The Bhagawad Geeta, Kabbalah & Koran. apart from The Bible. Perhaps, thrillers are being too routine for Mr. Brown, 'coz it seems that at a point he lost interest. He lost the continuity of some events (like...when Langdon calls Katherene, she immediately recognises his no. in her phone book ...but later it is said that his no. is unlisted, when she wants to call him (am not talking about call from Bellamy's phone).

In the other half, the story had twists similar to old Indian thriller movies. Another story on alchemy (perhaps I had this feeling 'coz i've read The Alchemist recently), but The Alchemist was the best  on alchemy.

Hey, I know, you are thinking...what happened to this guy. Yesterday it was Jai Ho and today its The Lost Symbol......is he trying to be a critic??? Naah....no way..... అంత సినిమా లేదు గురు ....

So, that's all for now......catch you later.....and if you are bored or had the feeling of banging your head while reading any of my posts.......Run Boy Run.....'coz I'll Be Back


P.S:  For all those who read Jai Ho and are jealous, just for the information, I was just able to distinguish ARR, Sivamani, Neeti and all by their dress....so  nazar mat lagaao....anywayz....the kaala teeka is still on. ;)


Jai Ho..........

Yeah...you are guessing....aren't you? Yup...I've attended the Jai Ho concert of Maestro A R Rahman...Yeah guys...i've seen him live in action (for those of you who are jealous...here's the kaala teeka .)


My brother and me went to the concert which was scheduled to start at 6:30 pm. We've started from our house by 3:00 pm and when we were almost there, we got message to collect the tickets from some other point. We had to go back all the way towards Banjara Hills-Shamshabad route instead of the shorter Pahaad-E-Shareef route. and reached the venue by 5:00 pm. With many expectations when we reached the spot, we were to stand during the entire program...(bloody GMR & organisers). Even though the arrangements for the audience were bad, none of them complained and none of them were furious just for The Maestro. Even before the concert started, there were long queues in front of some stalls and on inquisitively inquiring, i found that they were food stalls. Even though not hungry, just went for a samosa which was just cheaper than a dollar-USD (a single samosa...phew...).

The concert started at around 7:10 pm with a bang and a foot tapping khalbali. I could just distinguish him from the rest of his crew on the stage. I found myself screaming even though after some time, it turned out to be a bit louder than a whisper. Then came the song from delhi 6  and jiya se jiya (Sivamani was fantastic). Shwetha Pandit was good. But I didn't like Fiqrana in telugu. Neeti Mohan was fantastic with Mayya Mayya no. and was an eye candy with the usual and too good big red dress prop (she and shwetha pandit were a good combination in pappu). Konchem Neeru (in tamil) raised the spirits. Snehituda and Chup ke se by Sadhana Sargam were pleasant. 

With the Sitar & Piano Jugalbandi (oopz...i donno the magician who performed amazing tricks with his sitar) for Mausam & Escape theme (along with The Heart Beat Percussionist Sivamani) they touched our hearts. By the way.....stylish Rashid Ali's Kahin to & Kabhi Kabhi Aditi were enjoyable.

They had a small segment (was it small....???) on Late YSR and a song dedicated to him sung by Sadhana Sargam & Aslam (as far as I remember its his name). The song was good though (with classical touch). Our Maestro was usually the best and showered on us with Khwaja Mere Khwaja & Arziyan. Just when I was thinking that there were no big singers except Sadhana Ji & ARR, entered Chitra with her soul stirring Kannanule & Innalilaa Ledule.

We danced for Pappu can't dance (was it a dance....ahem...) by Neeti Mohan (she was so cute all over the show), Swetha Pandit and apna Blaaze. Chayya Chayya was performed by the female singers only, and wasn't that enjoyable (if I said it was Fiqrana in telugu, am wrong, 'coz i liked his variations and the harmonics(Fiqrana is my fav no. in Blue)). Jana Gana Mana (Yuva) started and even before we could enjoy it, stopped....it was only the mukhda (pallavi)...(perhaps due to its aggressive lyrics)

Icing on the cake was performance by Suzanne....She was aggressiv with her Mangta hai kyaaand was energetic with Ae Bachu. Then followed Mustafa Mustafa by the legend in telugu & tamil. And as I was waiting for it, entered Blaaze with his Rap mix Humma Humma.

The show ended with Jai Ho & Maa Tujhe Salaam along with fire works..... and we headed back on the bikes in that dusty, cold, dark night to our homes.