They're here...

Waited for them for ages... And then, they're here...They're so gorgeous that I go mad just by their thought crossing my mind...Their presence make me go wild and I long for them...
I smell them and you can say its the feeling of ecstasy...
I hold one of them firmly and dig my teeth into it when its juices quench my thirst and the next moment, I am in heaven :)...

Hurry up... The MANGO season is hereeeeee...


My share of mangoes... Alphonso & Benisha (Banginapalli)

I am not Anna

Who knows what is the meaning of corruption as a kid!!...I wasn't an exception too... We have been taught of pre-independence wars, struggle for independence, ancient human history, invention of wheel and all such things. But it's so sad that we haven't been taught anything of corruption or its exact and true history...we don't know whether it was a subject of Social Studies or General Sciences, we don't know whether it was invented or discovered...or it may be that I missed out on its classes.

But as they say..."Life is a good teacher"....and it really taught me all the cool things.....and ofcourse about corruption too...It was the first time I actually went to a government office...(yeah yeah....shut up...I know you guessed it :P). I went to pension office with my granny for the yearly checkup in person. The procedure is that they see the pensioner in-person, check all the documents (to keep track of the alive pensioners) and sign the declaration.

So it happened that after sitting, standing and sleeping on the chair for almost 3 hours, the attender called me and she said they are searching for the documents. Meanwhile she would like to have some tea...and asked for money for the same :O...

I felt a lil awkward...but the great Hari took out a five rupee coin and kept it in her hand....(shut up guys...don't laugh x( ...). She immediately stared at me top to bottom...slammed the coin back to my face....muttered all the "sanskrit" words.... She almost screamed and asked for Rs. 100/-...so much so that I thought I stepped on her foot.

And the rest was history....it was my "Welcome to India" (from RDB) moment....or infact "Welcome to the world" moment.....

Ooh yeah...BTW....tomorrow is Teacher's Day....Happy Teacher' Day.....to my life and all my teachers :)

An encounter with.......


It all started when I was a kid. I was probably in 1st or 2nd class (grade).I was asked to fill up some application form (for the first time in my life). Then the deadly question came......

Religion:__________________

At that age I didn't know what it meant. I asked the attendant what it meant. He said to fill in my religion and I turned to my dad to know what it meant. He said to fill in 'ABCXYZMNOPQ' as my religion.I filled it and asked dad that what are the other options. He named a few and again I came up with another question.
 "What's the difference?"

He said its dependent on the God they worship. But, till then, I was taught that there was only one God. I was taught that God was universal by my granny, by my teachers in  KG. I inquired about the same. He didn't have an answer. So with an unsatisfactory explanation to myself (which I don't remember now) I filled the form and remembered my "Religion" for future use.

Nothing changed except for the state of my mind. I was in a state of confusion.

Few months later, I went to the school clinic for I was hit by a stone and I was bleeding. The compounder at the place, while dressing my wound with a bandage, asked whether I was of "XYZ" caste. Not knowing what does it mean and what to answer, I said yes. He then smiled and said he too is of the same caste. "So what?? Are you bleeding too??" I retorted. His smile turned to a smirk.

People say that you'll learn a lot as you grow. You grow wise as you grow old. But what grew all the while inside me was confusion. I surely knew about God in my KG days. But as I grew up, I think I am more confused than ever. At times, I doubt if He exists.

Today all I know about religion is that its a wonderful tool to kill each other in the world. All I know about caste is that its a weapon during election campaign and providing unnecessary reservation in every walk of life.

I now have these answers about caste and religion, but I wonder if I was ignorant back then or am ignorant right now!!

So I went to God and asked Him "They say that you know everything about every form, living or non-living, in the universe. Do you know what a religion is?"
God: (smiled)
Me: "Was it you who created all the castes and the so called varnas?"
God: (smiled)
Me: "They say you know the past present and future of everything and everyone. Is it true?"
God: (smiled)
Me: "If yes, then you should have known that we would kill each other in the name of religion. Then why did you create religion, why did you create caste? Infact, why did you create us?"
Atlast I heard Him speak.
God: "I maybe an illusion. I maybe a perception. I maybe a reality. But, it shouldn't bother you. All I want you to know is that the answers you seek are within you. So, search within yourself."

And then everthing began to fade. He was smiling again. He became bright. So bright and white that my eyes started burning. I was about to scream. Just then, I opened my eyes and found myself on bed :(

Devudaaaaa.....

10th class అయిపోయినప్పుడు 
నేను: దేవుడా, IIT lo...atleast O.U. లో నేను engineering చేయాలి.
దేవుడు: ప్రస్తుతం financial crisis ఉంది. Government college లో intermediate complete చెయ్యి. (Engineering idea drop :( )


నేను: దేవుడా, మంచి university లో seat ఇప్పించు దేవుడా....
దేవుడు: Reservations వున్నాయి బే. గల్లి లో ఏదో ఒక కుఫ్లీ college లో join అయిపో.

నేను: దేవుడా, పెద్ద MNC లో job ఇప్పించు దేవుడా...
దేవుడు:  ఛల్ బే, నీకు ఇంకా మస్త్ time ఉంది. ఏదో ఒక చిన్న company లో పని చెయ్యి.

నేను: దేవుడా....ఒక మంచి soul-mate కావాలి దేవుడా...
దేవుడు: పో బే....గీకితే kg కండ రాదు, నీకు ఎందుకు బే soul-mate...

నేను: దేవుడా..............
దేవుడు: నీ......................... (beep beep beep beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)

Breaking News.....

New Delhi, Feb. 12 2012: Following the Intelligence Bureau and IT department reports, not even a single scam has surfaced the last week. The task force has been ordered for a probe into this issue. Insider reports claim that few officials have been arrested and are being investigated.
A senior police official said that they are taking the issue seriously and will not spare the responsible persons. IB officials have raided the houses of 50 officials yesterday and the raids are planned to take place all over India.
IB spokesperson says that all the big names, government and private officials and ministers are under scanner. They claim that they are tracing a link to foreign groups to the present situation.

Hyderabad, Feb. 12 2012: Senior Journalist Mr. A.K.Narayana (alias A.K. 47 Narayana in the media circles) proposes a rally against all the people invloved and demands a quick solution. Talking to our correspondent, he said "Whoever is involved and are the cause for present situation should be severely punished such that this wont repeat again. Those people know that we, the print and electronic media ,make our living solely on scams and reporting them by creating an interesting story is our main business. By not letting a single scam happen, these people have forced the media into losses. Senior politicians should take care of the present situation and save the media. I have trust in our constitution and hope that the guilty be punished severely. Until justice, I will go on indefinite half day hunger strike."

New Delhi, Feb. 12 2012: PPA spokesperson Mr.Manish Bimari called for an all party meeting saying that they should work together irrespective of their party, locality and community to get over the present situation. He said that if the present situation continues, Indian Politics will be in a grave situation where all the politicians forget all about a scam and the procedure to do a scam. He said that this situation is due to inexperienced and false moralled politicians who think scamming is bad. He further said that they are organising a training camp for all the fresh ploticians and wannabes. The training camp will be presided by Mrs. Tania Gandhi, Mr. L.K.Sindhwani, Lala Prasad Jadhav, Surya Babu Raidu, Y.S.Chandrashekhara Reddy and other senior politicians. The training will conclude with a hands on workshop on all kinds of scams. He said they will take care the present situation wont repeat again and promised that those found guilty of the present situation will be punished.


NO SCAM
Is this another scam??

To be sentenced till.........

Ram aur Rahim ke is naam ki faraq ne bahut ladayiaan ladwayi hai,
dilon ko rulaya hai, gharon ko ujada hai,
khoon bahaa hai maasomon kaa,
rishton mein daraar banaya hai...
kyaa yahi Ram aur Allah ne sikhaya hai!!!

These days everywhere I see.. I find news about Ajmal Kasab..on TV, papers, online...these days, looks like he is more famous than Dr. Manmohan Singh. BTW..If u don't remember him due to lack of news about him..Dr. Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister of India.

It was back then when Mohammed Afzal was sentenced death penalty that I thought...that's great...And then....the most natural thing in India....Plea for mercy.....for which the response ofcourse is still pending.

Few weeks back the news was about the possible death sentence to Kasab. Now...I think the bloody response for all those trials is this stupid death sentence!!

What effect does death sentence have on such terrorists, politicians and other masked people (people...!!! are they??). And by the way....we catch hold of such useless pawns like Ajmal Kasab and Mohammed Afzal and get satisfied (read as purposefully ignore)leaving out big fish out there in the huge ocean of politics and terrorism.

And what happened during the trails all these months....!!! The presiding Judge learn't Urdu and Kasab learn't Marathi......Wow....looks like they have found a way to free language classes...

Once upon a time in.........

Yeah....its story time guys......Perhaps you have heard this story lot of times before....but like the Don of SRK, this one has a different ending with my kinda narration :P

Disclaimer: No animal, insect, plant or human being was harmed while posting this except few microbes that were killed while I was typing on the keyboard. I know...its a P.J.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any human being, story, period of history or political situation is purely............

Long long ago in a village called Encroachistan, in a distant country, there were two groups who were in contrast with each other. One group comprised of ants and the other group was of grass hoppers. Grass hoppers were happy always and partied day and night.

They built many pubs across the village and the village soon was full of pubs. The pubs served nectar of almost every kind. Nectar was served in crystal glasses until every grass hopper in the pub couldn't have any more of it. After they were full, they retired to dance floor which rocked all night long. Their night life was awesome with movies, discos, pubs & P3 parties.

On the other hand, there were these ants who lead a boring life, working all day in farms, factories and labs, searching for food, developing ideas for better future and nurturing their young ones. Everyone was busy with their work all day. Queen ants handled the politics of the entire ant group with the help of minister ants. They followed a strict timetable of rising up early, going to work and retiring to their abode in the night.They used to have a light meal for dinner in a common hall and retired to sleep.

They had this boring life that no grass hopper ever befriended any ant. But the ants continued working hard, stocking food for bad times, building up their economy, stabilising the budget, building a strong political base with their own government and parliament. Everyone was given work only the basis of their workmanship and capabilities.

Each day, when ants were working, grasshoppers roamed on bikes, sat in cafes and teased the ants for their ignorance and for their boring nature. They laughed at them carrying loads on their back.

Soon, ants started working over-time to accumulate as much food as possible as winter was fast approaching. As usual grass hoppers enjoyed their life full of glitter. Winter started one day with a sudden and heavy snowfall. Due to heavy snowfall everyday, all the night life hangouts were closed. Within two days, the limited stock of food, at grass hoppers colony, exhausted. Ants, on the other hand, gathered daily at the common hall for common discussions and for ideas to tackle the winter problem in the future. The gathering's discussion ended with a lavish dinner everyday. The hall was equipped with air-conditioners and heaters and therfore ants were enjoying the fruits of their hard-work.

Soon, grass hoppers were starving and therefore they gathered in a cave as their houses collapsed under snow as they didn't even care to build strong houses. They appointed a leader among themselves for the first time and sent him to plead ants for some food. The leader grass hopper knocked on the door of ant's community hall and on seeing the state of grasshoppers, they offered food to everyone of them. Grass hoppers enjoyed good food after a long time in the winter and they now became friends with ants. Therefore ants invited grasshoppers to stay with them and they moved in.

Now, grasshoppers on seeing the facilities and food stock at the community hall, gathered again at the same cave for secret discussion. They decided that they should now demand some authority and share of food at the community hall. Soon everyone agreed to it and they all went to talk to the council of ants. Grasshoppers threatened the council and demanded a share of food stock for themselves. They demanded that they should be given reservation in the council. Lady grasshoppers should be given administrative positions. The poor ants had to agree for their demands.

Soon the share percentage demands by the grasshoppers increased. The result of this was that the ants needed stand in line from 6:00 am in the morning for afternoon lunch whereas food was sent to individual rooms of grasshoppers and was served there. Only the remains of that day's food was served to the ants. Some ants became sick and died due to starving.

On the other hand, the council which now largely consisted of grasshoppers imposed heavy taxes on food stocks, service duties, sales tax. Ants were to pay every tax while grasshoppers enjoyed every facility. Hospitals were now available only to grasshoppers and only on recommendation from any grasshopper in the council.

 Irritated by the circumstances, all the remaining ants gathered for an urgent discussion. After a long talk, they decided to give away the remaining stocks and properties to grasshoppers and left the place for good. Grasshoppers celebrated their victory and throwed party everyday. Soon summer was approaching and stocks too were now being consumed faster.

Ants soon reached another country and worked harder to develop their new colony while and due to abundant chances, unity and their hard-work, they became stronger than before and formed a new group altogether. On the other hand, the stocks at the old community hall were exhausted and grasshoppers were starving again as they didn't know the workmanship. Therefore, grasshoppers passed a law that all ants should return to their old community hall or else they shall be sentenced at the court.

But, ants ignored the warning and continued with their life with strong dedication and planning.

END OF THE STORY.

PS: Ladies...am not against Women's Reservation Bill... I just don't like the RESERVATION system.