Chidambaram Cultural Advocate: This westernization is killing our Indian culture and Indian values.
Me: Why do you say that?
CCA: See, all this live-in relationships and all. It is rubbish and Indian culture doesn't permit that.
Me: But it doesn't affect or harm anyone personally and moreover, that thing used happen in ancient times too, right?
CCA: See.. see, this is what I am talking of. Don't compare that with this. You don't know and understand Indian culture. You people are forgetting yeverything. That was Gandharva Vivaaha. It is a great thing.
Me: So, it's the sa..
CCA: (interrupts) Shut up.. Shut up, I say.
Me: When you are advocating so much about our culture and you are so much concerned about society going wrong, why don't you go and fight those a******s who rape women and children. Doesn't your culture ask you to do so?
CCA: See see, again you are doing the same thing. Haven't you heard the story of Draupadi Vastraapaharan? It's in the culture.
Me: Hmm.. Maybe you can use this stick for yourself.
Multi-Purpose Stick